maynard g. krebs, president, speaking
char. she/her. 24.🍊
maynard in “whatever happened to dobie gillis?” saying “zelda couldn’t stand me, remember?” like no, king, i dont, and neither do the rest of the lesbians
Even future US Presidents need to be PROUD of their Manhood.
DROP that DAMN TOWEL Kennedy!
Be PROUD to be a Man.
Be PROUD of your Man Muscle, Cock and Balls!
Be PROUD of your nude Manliness!
Train and fight!
Love your nude Manliness!
WarriorMale
I deadass thought warriormale had deleted because of all you weirdos sending him asks about Leninism or whatever, and then he reemerges on my dash with this post that is so powerful and raw it nearly obliterated me on sight.
“Drop the damn towel Kennedy” may be the best sentence I ever read in my entire life and not even Dostoyevsky could’ve come up with a better one.
broke: mr gorbachev tear down this wall!
woke: drop the damn towel kennedy!
it feels like the people who are actually sad about the submersible are being more disrespectful than people actively making fun of it. what the fuck do you mean people are writing fanfictions of what they thought happened inside ☠☠☠
DUDE WHAT?????
I’m sure this will hit the news soon but just in case it’s not out yet — the Governor of Maryland just signed an executive order tonight declaring Maryland a sanctuary state for trans people seeking gender-affirming care, and for all people who provide such care or help trans people access such care. This executive order includes an explicit refusal to cooperate with law enforcement/prosecutors in any other state where accessing, providing, or helping people access such care is now or will soon be criminalized.
Yes it is absolutely a privilege to be able to travel or to think about moving but if someone can access the resources to move or visit to get what they need to survive and be less likely to be actively targeted for LITERAL EUGENICS AND GENOCIDE, then they should and we should support them.
Please spread the word.
Minnesota is also a sanctuary state, welcome trans people!
Anonymous asked:
What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?
hornetstabber answered:
i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please
you turned the computer on 😳
taylor swift never should’ve written false god bc now im thinking i might just get away with it
why did the atlantic publish a hit piece on??? orcas????
did an orca kill jacob stern's parents
